Yesterday Mail
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{The Warning screen appears.}
{Germaine is in a bathtub. Foamy enters.}
Foamy: Hey, I figured out how to beat the post office!!
Germaine: ...what?
Foamy: You know how they have that priority mail, and next day mail? I figure, I can take all their business away with yesterday mail.
Germaine: What the hell is yesterday mail?
Foamy: Naive fool! Yesterday mail is mail that got to you yesterday. So when you go to the post office today to mail a letter, my mail service will guarantee that your package or parcel will arrive by yesterday.
Germaine: How is that possible?
Foamy: Time machine.
Germaine: So let me get this straight: you're going to send a package to its appropriate destination before you even get the package that needs to be mailed?
Foamy: That's right. Speaking of which, you got a letter!
Germaine: {reads letter} Dear Germaine, stop being a nonbeliever and trust in the almighty Foamy. Signed, Foamy.
Foamy: See, I mailed that tomorrow!
Germaine: That's freaky.
{The Ending screen appears.}
Foamy: Yesterday mail! {sings} When you need it there before you send it.
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