The Wallet
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Episode Number 20
Foamy finds a wallet.
Cast (in order of appearance): Foamy
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{The Warning screen appears.}
[Foamy ] Of wow look at this I found a wallet what’s better than finding a wallet…huh...huh??....huh??...finding a wallet with money in it!
[ Foamy ] Maybe there’s money ah wa…wa…..wa….wa.
[ Foamy] Theres like six hundred dollas in here woohoo haha
[ Foamy ] I’m a rich squirrel…..im a fucking rich squirrel, man!
[ Foamy ] woooooo…rich squirrel
[ Foamy ] Ok now let’s see what do I do? Do I return it? Do I return it? Keep the wallet….return…keep return…keep keep keep…..maybe if there’s no i.d. I can keep it.
[ Foamy ] huh..hah..err..ets see nothing so far..ah..ah..ah ha drivers licence
[ Foamy ] er hmm do I look at it? Should I look at it
[ Foamy ] ahh its an old lady, oh man.. the address is clear as day err should I send it back?
[ Foamy ] errrr nnnnnnnnnnner
[ Foamy ] Let me weigh the options, Let me weigh the options …she’s a old lady she may need the money we all know about that social security problem there having
[ Foamy ] I could return it and she would have her six hundred dollas
[ Foamy ] But…what if she’s already dead?...a dead body does not need money ya know.
[ Foamy ] So you can see my logic
[ Foamy ] but if I don’t return it and she does need the money she could die….but if she dies, then she’d be dead and she won’t need the money
[ Foamy ] Hmmm let me consult with the powers that be.
[ Foamy ] Do I keep the wallet or shall I return it
[ Foamy ] ohhhh powers that be…please answer my question. [ Foamy ] NOW!!!
[ Booming Voice ] RETURN THE WALLET
[ Foamy ] can’t argue with that I’ll go return the wallet and I hope the powers that be will smile upon me well in the future.
[ Foamy ] And I hope the lady that get’s this back appreciates it and at least writes me and “thank you” note
[ Foamy ] Fucking bastards
[ Booming Voice ] KEEP THE WALLET
{The Ending screen appears.}
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