Tech-Support III
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Episode 96
Foamy has a "stuck pixel". Mammed's solution? Uninstall the monitor drivers; you won't see any pixels at all.
Cast (in order of appearance): Mammed Udi, Foamy
Series: Tech-Support → Tech-Support II → Tech-Support III
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{The Warning screen appears.}
{Mammed Udi sits in his office.}
Mammed Udi: Hello. Welcome to Smell Tech-Support. My name is Mammed Udi. How may I help you?
{The view cuts to Foamy, who points at his computer. The view cuts to each character has he speaks.}
Foamy: I've got a problem here. I'm having a problem with my screen. I've got this weird little dot that just won't go away! I'm pretty sure it's a stuck pixel. What do I do?
Mammed Udi: Ah, very much perhaps a stuck pixel, but we shall run some tests to make sure.
{Foamy blinks.}
Mammed Udi: Is it still there?
Foamy: Um... yeah.
Mammed Udi: I see. So the "ignore it and it will go away" method will not work here?
Foamy: What, are you kidding me?
Mammed Udi: Now we try something better.
Foamy: How about just trying?
Mammed Udi: What you do now is go to your system manager and find your monitor drivers. Can you do that, please? Yes?
Foamy: {types on his computer, mumbling to himself} Okay, I'm at the monitor driver doo-dad. What now?
Mammed Udi: Okay. Uninstall all monitor drivers.
Foamy: Um... if I uninstall all the monitor drivers, my monitor won't work.
Mammed Udi: Yes. But you will not see any stuck pixels afterwards.
Foamy: Of course I won't! I won't see anything, dammit!
Mammed Udi: See? Problem has been solved. Good day.
Foamy: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. I've kind of gotten used to viewing web pages on my monitor, as opposed to... imagining what they look like while typing blindly!
Mammed Udi: Well, some people are greedy, I suppose. Please call back after you have tried these steps.
Foamy: Call back?
Mammed Udi: Yes. It is not fair to others to just help you and tie up all the lines.
Foamy: You've got to be kidding me!
Mammed Udi: Remember, Smell Tech-Support is here for you whenever you need us.
Foamy: I need you now!
Mammed Udi: {offscreen} Good day.
Foamy: Hello? Hello? {hangs up} That little outsourced son of a bitch hung up on me! What kind of world are we living in?! {groans in anger}
{The Ending screen appears.}
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- A pixel is one of the many tiny dots that make up the representation of a picture in a computer's memory.
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