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(Germaine strums guitar)

Foamy: Ok, here we are, another Squirrel Song session (shiver). I'm just gonna put my-my donation cup over here and nobody's gonna fill it. Whatever. This first song is about how many other squirrels there are, popping up in the mainstream, and they'll all trying to steal my shit, yo. So here we go.

(singing) You may see other squirrels. I am the greatest squirrel of all. They all clutter up your TV. I am the greatest squirrel of all. Believe in the words of the Foamy. I am the greatest squirrel of all. Burn away all other squirrels. I am the greatest squirrel of all. They're twelve steps lower than I'll ever be. What makes them worth the paces? They can try... o be better than me. Good luck. They'll need it now. Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. I am Foamy.

Foamy: Fucking squirrels, man. I am the only squirrel you need to know. And lets follow this up with some squirrely wrath, motherfuckers!

(singing) You were all warned... f the squirrelly wrath. You didn't listen. Now it's time to get back. I'm gonna blow you all up. And I'm... etting... ery... ad! Squirrelly rath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath.&nbsp Squirrelly wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath. Squirrelly wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath. Squirrelly wrath.

Foamy: Yeah, I know, I'm getting a little excited. I'm very tired, all right, very tired. I've been out here for the last 46 hours trying to get some change. All I get are people giving me fliers about (mock) how bad the war is. (normal) So I decided to write a war song, based on the viewpoint of the squirrel. Here it is!

(singing) I'm loving the war. Anything that kills off people I'm for. Be it disease or another world war. I'm loving the war. I'm loving the war. Because I want my land back. I'm loving the war. I need less people for that. I'm loving the war. So go blow up yourselves. I'm loving the war. I want my damn land back, ou fucking bastards!

Foamy: Get out. Can't you just go blow something else up, and with yourself with it? I mean come on. I want a tree, man. Really want a tree! Oh!

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