Gummie Bear Graveyard

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"Do they tell you how much they love your gummie bear gifts? Do they tell you in your head? While you're sleeping?"

Episode 161

Germaine decides to pay a tribute to the dead... with gummie bears.

Cast (in order of appearance): Germaine, Foamy

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{The Warning screen appears.}

{Germaine and Foamy walk into view over a graveyard environment.}

Foamy: What are we doing here? Are you going through one of your, I'm so dark phases?

Germaine: No! I come here once a week and visit the dead.

Foamy: Ehh... how Gothic?! And what's with the gummie bears?

Germaine: I leave a gummie bear on each tomb stone when I visit.

Foamy: ....What?!

Germaine: It's... kind of a gift of sorts, besides I think the dead appreciate it.

Foamy: Do they tell you how much they love your gummie bear gifts? Do they tell you in your head? While you're sleeping? Are you hearing voices?!

Germaine: I know it may seem silly but if you were dead, wouldn't you appreciate someone giving you a gummie bear?

Foamy: Um... I'd probably appreciate some king of reanimation liquid. Like that H.B. Lovecraft short story, Reanimator? If I'm dead, i'd rather find a solution to the whole, you know, dead thing! Rather then put a squishy gummie treat in my rotting skull!

Germaine: You're such a freak.

Foamy: You're the one feeding the dead gummie bears, okay?!

{Germaine sighs}

Germaine: Maybe one day, when I'm gone, someone will be nice enough to lay gifts upon my grave. I know I'd appreciate it.

Foamy: Why are all the gummie bears, green?

Germaine: Well, I, I kinda eat all the other flavours. I really don't like the mint ones.

Foamy: No one likes the mint ones!!! And what the hell makes you think the dead would want them!!?!??

Germaine: I don't know. But um, sure they could use something minty fresh, you know, for their decomposing breath and all.

Foamy: Hey, how come no one ever made a cream cheese-flavoured gummie bear?

Germaine: Cause it would suck.

Foamy: You know nothing!!!

{The Ending screen appears.}

Foamy: {sings} Cream cream creamy cheese gummie bear in my head If you touch it I will kill you and you would be dead. Then I would bring you gummie bears on your tomb stone. Even if you don't want them, cause they're green.

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