Germaine
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Germaine is a slender teenage goth girl. She owns Foamy and is often annoyed by him excessively. She spends almost all of her time with Foamy, which puts her in a sour mood. Germaine appears to live alone and have no source of income, yet she takes care of herself and buys things. Germaine is often harrassed by men, but seems to talk about it happening more than it actually happens, sort of in a form of self-flattery. She spends much of her time at her computer, writing poetry that Foamy doesn't understand. Whenever Germaine goes out, it's usually for a cup of coffee, her favorite drink. She has issues with denial and displacement whenever she gains weight, which really makes Foamy mad, because he's usually the one who has to tell her. Germaine is stalked by Anchovie, a man with many jobs, who floats about, noticing every part of her. She appears to have no friends, so she stays solitary. Germaine absolutely can't stand how porn is the majority of her e-mail, which seems to flow in unabated no matter what she does, however Begley told the beloved fans that Germaine is obsessed with sex and actually owns vibrating underwear and that she's not wearing panties, as well. She is also bothered by the oppression feminine aspects such as car washes with college girls and horror movies with screaming teenage girls in them. She also hates Valentine's Day, the holiday she says that is for men acting romantic for 5 minutes in order to get up a woman's skirt. In recent webisodes Germaine has shaved her head and gained weight intentionally, inorder to "defeminize" herself. Her butt has become huge and she is gaining more and more with each passing episode. In the episode "Subliminal Cuts," she appeared in a spoof car advertisement with the letters BBW on her nipples; BBW stands for "big beautiful woman" and is linked to some sexual subcultures concerning larger women.
[edit] Germaine Naked
Germaine is often requested to be seen naked by various people, mostly through Foamy Fan Mail. She and Foamy both absolutely hate this, and have no end of verbal abuse for those who request this. The closest things that Germaine has ever come to actually being naked, however, was in Web Cam, where she almost completely removed her shirt before the camera turned off and she is often seen in just her underwear. It has often been used as a taunt or a running gag in that Germaine will never actually remove her clothes for her "beloved" fans. On an interesting note, however, Germaine is from the Wiccan religion, a denomination that often conducts ceremonies while "skyclad", meaning "without clothing":
