- This article is about the organization. For the episode, see Foamy's Card Cult.
Foamy's Card Cult is a very small organization dedicated to raising funds for the future Almighty Church of Foamy. Consisting only of Foamy, Pillz-E, and Begley, the Foamy Card Cult is always trying to find ways to recruit more members. Presumably, this is where Foamy gets his catchphrase "Your Lord and Master, Foamy".
Basic information and instructionsEdit
FOAMY'S CARD CULT!!!!
Foamy Is Collecting His Minions & You Can Help Assimilate The Masses!
- Once you have your Cult Card, write your name, swear-word, location, catch phrase, insult, or whatever you want on the back. USE ONLY ONE LINE!
- After doing that pass the card to a friend or foe and say the sacred word.... "FOAMY". Hand them the card and let them discover The Cult Of Foamy.
- If you are the proud holder of a completed card, send that card back with a S.A.S.E. To:
Foamy's Card Cult, PO BOX 1073. , Yonkers, NY 10704
You will be given a NEW CARD so that your missionary work may continue, spreading the sacred word of FOAMY!
What's the point?Edit
Meet people, scare strangers,spread the word of Foamy, warp the masses... 'cause you know you wanna.
DO NOT BREAK THE CYCLE OF FOAMY! FOAMY'S WILL IS LAW, TO BREAK THIS LAW BRINGS SQUIRRELY WRATH UPON ALL YOUR REMAINING DAYS!
(YOU WERE WARNED)
International club membersEdit
JUST ADD A USABLE NON-U.S. STAMP IN YOUR ENVELOPE AND POSTAGE WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF (Do Not Stick It On The Envelope)
You have been chosenEdit
Get Your Own Nifty Cult Card
FREE By Mailing A Self
Addressed Stamp Envelope
FOAMY'S CARD CULT P.O. BOX 733
Woodbury, CT. 06798
(No, The Creator Does Not Live Here)
Real World ReferencesEdit
- The header "You have been chosen" may be a reference to the official sentence of induction into the Order of the Arrow, an official program of the Boy Scouts of America.
- Debut: Foamy's Card Cult
- First Meeting Of The Card Cult
- Card Cult Update
- Inner Demons
- Unmentionable Auction
- Holy Relics