Foamy's Card Cult (organization)

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This article is about the organization. For the episode, see Foamy's Card Cult.

Foamy's Card Cult is a very small organization dedicated to raising funds for the future Almighty Church of Foamy. Consisting only of Foamy, Pillz-E, and Begley, the Foamy Card Cult is always trying to find ways to recruit more members. Presumably, this is where Foamy gets his catchphrase "Your Lord and Master, Foamy".

Contents 1 Basic information and instructions 1.1 Instructions 1.2 What's the point? 1.3 Curse 1.4 International club members 1.5 You have been chosen 2 Fun Facts 2.1 Real World References 3 Appearances 4 External Links

[edit] Basic information and instructions

FOAMY'S CARD CULT!!!! Foamy Is Collecting His Minions & You Can Help Assimilate The Masses!

[edit] Instructions

1. Once you have your Cult Card, write your name, swear-word, location, catch phrase, insult, or whatever you want on the back. USE ONLY ONE LINE!
2. After doing that pass the card to a friend or foe and say the sacred word.... "FOAMY". Hand them the card and let them discover The Cult Of Foamy.
3. If you are the proud holder of a completed card, send that card back with a S.A.S.E. To:

Foamy's Card Cult, PO BOX 1073. , Yonkers, NY 10704

You will be given a NEW CARD so that your missionary work may continue, spreading the sacred word of FOAMY!

[edit] What's the point?

Meet people, scare strangers,spread the word of Foamy, warp the masses... 'cause you know you wanna.

[edit] Curse

DO NOT BREAK THE CYCLE OF FOAMY! FOAMY'S WILL IS LAW, TO BREAK THIS LAW BRINGS SQUIRRELY WRATH UPON ALL YOUR REMAINING DAYS!

(YOU WERENT WARNED)

[edit] International club members

JUST ADD A USABLE NON-U.S. STAMP IN YOUR ENVELOPE AND POSTAGE WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF (Do Not Stick It On The Envelope)

[edit] You have been chosen

Get Your Own Nifty Cult Card FREE By Mailing A Self Addressed Stamp Envelope (S.A.S.E.) To:

FOAMY'S CARD CULT P.O. BOX 1073 Yonkers, NY 10704

(No, The Creator Does Not Live Here)

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Real World References

• The header "You have been chosen" may be a reference to the official sentence of induction into the Order of the Arrow, an official program of the Boy Scouts of America.

[edit] Appearances

• Debut: Foamy's Card Cult
• First Meeting Of The Card Cult
• Card Cult Update
• Inner Demons
• Unmentionable Auction

[edit] External Links

• Foamy's Card Cult
• "Foamy Cult Handbook" on CaféPress (ISBN 8797465436)