Do's & Don'ts
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Series: Creative Issues → Hospital Stay → Kavorkian Scarf → Do's & Don'ts
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{The Warning screen appears.}
Foamy: Listen up. Since you have that weird little heart problem. I got a list of dos and donts from your overpaid doctor
Germaine: (sarcastic) Great.
Foamy: Here's what you can't do. No running marathons. No roller coaster rides. No watching the Cardiology Channel. No vigorous picking of your nose. No sky-diving. No train-surfing on the top of subway cars. No gunfights. No knife fights, or hand to hand combat with ninjas. (jumps across the screen in ninja outfit; Germaine mimes blowing her brains out with a gun) No viewing of disappointing sequels (ahem Matrix Revolutions), and under no circumstances may you partake in group orgies.
Germaine: (sarcastic) No orgies? Oh, what is a girl to do? Wait a second ... did the doctor actually write "no group orgies"?
Foamy: Yep, for some reason he's under the impression that you're some sort of perverted trollop.
Germaine: And how ... may I ask ... did he get that impression?
Foamy: Please, as far as he's concerned, any woman who gets the nipples pierced is a damn whore ... a damn whore!!
Germaine: But my nipples aren't pierced (feels her boobs, realizes they are, looks down her shirt) What the hell, when did that happen?
Foamy: See this is what I mean ... You don't know what's goin' on half the time. No orgies for you, you damn nipple pierced freaky freak .... freak.
Germaine: Eloquent.
Foamy: Don't make me pull the plug on you!!
Germaine: What plug?
Foamy: This one! Ha!
Germaine: That's the plug to the toaster
Foamy: Aw man, I was making toast. It's all ruined now.
{The Ending screen appears.}
(Foamy groans)
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