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Series: Amplified BiblePaper Back Bust

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{The Warning screen appears.}

Foamy: (groans) Are you done here.

Germaine: No, I'm still looking for a reputable book on the Wiccan religion.

Foamy: Just get any one, they're all the same.

Germaine: No, they're not, for example, this one is called the practical Wiccan, somewhat reputable, and has some nifty info. A good start for a beginner. But most books are like this: "Love spells for the teenage witch"; this, garbage. "How To Get Back At Those You Hate", crap. And this, this is absolutely the worst "Bigger Breasts Through Witchcraft". What a load of shit.

Foamy: Let me see that (begins incantation, involves word boobies,)

(Germaine and Foamy speak simultaneously)

Germaine: I can't stand when they take a reputable religion and turn it into something that depressed teenage girls exploit on weekends to cast idiotic love spells while sitting around eating cake and wine!

Foamy: (peers at Germaine) What a load of shit this is.

Germaine: (signs) They have no understanding of its meaning and screw around with powers beyond their comprehension. Those fat bastards.

{Germaine's breasts begin to grow}

Foamy: Hey, look at this, its an amplified bible!

Germaine: So?

Foamy: Is it louder than the other bibles? {Foamy wanders to another section of the book store, and finds Franklin}

Foamy: AND GOD SAID,

Franklin: Oh dear god.

Foamy: LET THERE BE LIGHT!

Franklin: Ahh!

FOAMY: AND THERE WAS LIGHT!

Franklin: The squirrel, in my head!

Foamy: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!

Franklin: BITCH!

Germaine: Stop that.

Foamy: AND HE CHANGED WATER, INTO WINE!

Germaine: Amplified doesn't mean loud, jackass!

Foamy: False. Advertising.

Germaine: I feel strange all of a sudden. {Germaine's breasts are larger than her and still growing}


Foamy: Could it have been that mexican food you ate this morning? You don't eat jalapenos for breakfast!

(Germaine burps)



{The Ending screen appears.}

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