Amplified Bible
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Series: Amplified Bible → Paper Back Bust
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{The Warning screen appears.}
Foamy: (groans) Are you done here.
Germaine: No, I'm still looking for a reputable book on the Wiccan religion.
Foamy: Just get any one, they're all the same.
Germaine: No, they're not, for example, this one is called the practical Wiccan, somewhat reputable, and has some nifty info. A good start for a beginner. But mose books are like this: "Love spells for the teenage witch"; this, garbage. "How To Get Back At Those You Hate", crap. And this, this is absolutely the worst "Bigger Breasts Through Witchcraft". What a load of shit.
Foamy: Let me see that (begins incantation, involves word boobies,)
(Germaine and Foamy speak simultaneously)
Germaine: I can't stand when they take a reputable religion and turn it into something that depressed teenage girls exploit on weekends to cast idiotic love spells while sitting around eating cake and wine!
Foamy: (peers at Germaine) What a load of shit this is.
Germaine: (signs) They have no understanding of its meaning and screw around with powers beyond their comprehension. Those fat bastards.
Foamy: Hey, look at this, its an amplified bible!
Germaine: So?
Foamy: Is it louder than the other bibles? AND GOD SAID,
Franklin: Oh dear.
Foamy: LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Franklin: Ahh!
FOAMY: AND THERE WAS LIGHT!
Franklin: There's a squirrel, in my head!
Foamy: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!
Franklin: BITCH!
Germaine: Stop that.
Foamy: AND HE CHANGED WATER, INTO WINE!
Germaine: Amplified doesn't mean loud, jackass.
Foamy: False advertising.
Germaine: I feel strange all of a sudden. (breasts are steadily growing)
Foamy: Could it have been that mexican food you ate this morning? You don't eat jalapenos for breakfast!
(Germaine burps)
{The Ending screen appears.}
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